On the Road
The road goes ever on and on, down from the door to where it began. Now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow it if I can. read more about me.
FUCK YOU DOWNTON ABBEY
Daisy wears a crop-top, and Thomas has sex hair!
Meanwhile, Ethel’s concubine fritters with raspberry coulis have won the county fair’s blue ribbon for three consecutive years—but will Lord Grantham eat one? Back downstairs, Mrs. Patmore’s salmon mousse recipe calls for human limbs, while Daisy wants to start her own jelly farm.
All this and more in our episode-five recap—and party pictures from V.F.’s Downton soiree.
Party photo by Hannah Thompson. Ethel courtesy Carnival Film and Television/Masterpiece. Mrs. Patmore and Daisy, courtesy of Joss Barratt/Carnival Film and Television/Masterpiece.
FUCK
HIDE YOUR SPOILERS DOWNTON ABBEY PEOPLE
Lady Mary Josephine Crawley doesn’t have time for your bullshit excuses.
Literally the worst decision she’s ever made.
Well done Cora, you fucked up the whole show.
Cora, always the meddlesome but well meaning American…
Michelle Dockery and Jessica Brown-Findlay at the Glamour Awards in London, May 29th
Michelle won Editor’s Choice and Jessica won Best UK TV Actress
