March 2012
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Tolstoy related a Russian fable about a man who, being chased by a monster, jumps into a well. As the man is falling down the well, however, he sees there’s a dragon at the bottom, waiting to eat him. Right then, the man notices a branch sticking out of the wall, he grabs onto it, and hangs. This keeps the man from falling into the dragon’s jaws or being eaten by the monster above, but it turns...
Mar 1st
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My third grade teacher is now a Disney travel agent/trip booker. Huh, funny how things change.
Mar 1st
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I’m only on page seventeen of Dreams From My Father, Barack is still just talking about his grandparents, and I’ve already teared up. Fuck you, Mr. President! 
Mar 1st
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I always knew Anderson Cooper was gay.  I guess I just always figured that once he saw me and proposed on the spot things would be different.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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New Classifications of Eating Disorders
It’s National Eating Disorder Awareness Week, so here’s a great article/link about how new eating disorders are being added to the definition and how it’s not just about Bulimia and Anorexia. I got this straight from Blisstree.com When most people hear ‘eating disorder,’ they think anorexia or bulimia. But there are lots of different types of disordered eating—binge eating,...
Feb 29th
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ellebosco replied to your post: Guess who hasn’t left their bed today except for… BABY DEER IT SLEPT ON MY COUCH AND I TOOK PICTURE OF IT I WAS DYYYYYYING. I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I WOKE UP.
Feb 27th
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Alan Ball Stepping Down as Head Writer of 'True... →
popculturebrain: Forbes is exclusively reporting that the creator will be abandoning his post as show runner due to reasons that include exhaustion. They also speculate that money could have something to do with it. He will be staying on the show in some capacity (I’d assume as EP). Speaking of shows that should end…
Feb 27th
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Guess who hasn’t left their bed today except for food and a shower? Guess who skipped all three of their classes today, including their long once-a-week class? Guess who’s not even in a bad mood, they just didn’t feel like going today? Guess who got sick last night, though? Guess who doesn’t feel bad? GUESS WHO HAD A DREAM ABOUT OWNING A BABY DEER LAST NIGHT?
Feb 27th
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thebeckles: they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
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Yes, Dean Pelton just won an Oscar.
popculturebrain:
Feb 27th
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JIM RASH
Dean of Greendale Community College and Oscar winner for Best Adapted Screenplay and best imitation of Angelina Jolie’s pose.
Feb 27th
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BRET MOTHA UCKING MCKENZIE
Feb 27th
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I’m going to just pretend that Jemaine was Bret’s date and not his wife.
Feb 27th
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I’m a little late updating this, but the best costume design guy who won for The Artist lives in the town 10 minutes away from me! Woo woo Niagara Falls! He even watched old movies at the same theater I go see old movies at. WOO WOO AGAIN.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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fuck fuck FUCKITY FUCK Thanks for ruining Oscar night, jerk… You know, THIS is why I have trust issues Assholes like YOU Who text me and call me and message me so that you become a part of my weekly, if not daily, life. I took such a huge risk for you, you can’t even appreciate it or know its extent. And then to just up and ignore me out of the blue? And when I give you a way out...
Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Feb 26th
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101freckles replied to your post: Car accidents make me sleepy Goodbye visiting… I’m glad you’re okay :3 Thanks, darlin’. Kind of minor…just a spin out and running over a sign. The car got the most damaged.  I keep meaning to write to you again. I’m such a bad person. Forgive me? :(
Feb 26th
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