On the Road: Archive

2 tags

Guess who hasn’t left their bed today except for food and a shower? Guess who skipped all three of their classes today, including their long once-a-week class? Guess who’s not even in a bad mood, they just didn’t feel like going today? Guess who got sick last night, though? Guess who doesn’t feel bad? GUESS WHO HAD A DREAM ABOUT OWNING A BABY DEER LAST NIGHT?

Feb 27th

1 note

4 tags

Feb 27th

13,991 notes

5 tags

Feb 27th

3,493 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

269 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

8,303 notes

2 tags

Feb 27th

312 notes

3 tags

thebeckles: they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage

Feb 27th

1,053 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

3,055 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

12,930 notes

4 tags

Yes, Dean Pelton just won an Oscar.

popculturebrain:

Feb 27th

445 notes

2 tags

JIM RASH

Dean of Greendale Community College and Oscar winner for Best Adapted Screenplay and best imitation of Angelina Jolie’s pose.

Feb 27th

3 tags

BRET MOTHA UCKING MCKENZIE

Feb 27th

174 notes

2 tags

I’m going to just pretend that Jemaine was Bret’s date and not his wife.

Feb 27th

2 notes

2 tags

Feb 27th

13,543 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

14,003 notes

3 tags

I’m a little late updating this, but the best costume design guy who won for The Artist lives in the town 10 minutes away from me! Woo woo Niagara Falls! He even watched old movies at the same theater I go see old movies at. WOO WOO AGAIN.

Feb 27th

1 note

3 tags

Feb 26th

23,795 notes

3 tags

fuck fuck FUCKITY FUCK Thanks for ruining Oscar night, jerk… You know, THIS is why I have trust issues Assholes like YOU Who text me and call me and message me so that you become a part of my weekly, if not daily, life. I took such a huge risk for you, you can’t even appreciate it or know its extent. And then to just up and ignore me out of the blue? And when I give you a way out...

Feb 26th

1 note

2 tags

Feb 26th

1,778 notes

2 tags

Feb 26th

738 notes

4 tags

Feb 26th

957 notes

4 tags

Feb 26th

629 notes

3 tags

Feb 26th

421 notes

6 tags

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 26th

30,254 notes

6 tags

Feb 26th

2,050 notes

2 tags

Feb 26th

57 notes

1 tag

101freckles replied to your post: Car accidents make me sleepy Goodbye visiting… I’m glad you’re okay :3 Thanks, darlin’. Kind of minor…just a spin out and running over a sign. The car got the most damaged. I keep meaning to write to you again. I’m such a bad person. Forgive me? :(

Feb 26th

1 note

1 tag

Car accidents make me sleepy Goodbye visiting Emily in Boston now that I owe my parents $250 :( George Harrison was watching over me today and kept me from getting seriously injured Thanks brutha Community and ice cream have helped I love that we’re the kind of family where when my mom falls down (in slow motion and doesn’t get hurt) we all laugh hysterically (including her) and...

Feb 26th

3 notes

3 tags

Feb 26th

21,916 notes

2 tags

Feb 25th

3,802 notes

3 tags

Feb 25th

507 notes

2 tags

Feb 25th

2,454 notes

3 tags

Gale: it's okay i don't need katniss i love myself enough for the two of us

Feb 25th

133 notes

1 tag

Feb 25th

1,059 notes

4 tags

Feb 25th

82 notes

3 tags

Feb 25th

629 notes

3 tags

Feb 25th

4,468 notes

6 tags

Feb 25th

214,537 notes

3 tags

Feb 25th

34 notes

6 tags

My Friday Night

Finishing Downton Abbey season 2 (WHEN IS SEASON 3 FILMING?) listening to Lana Del Rey, First Aid Kit, and Laura Marling This might be a more accurate gif to describe my life than the angry Leslie and man-incompetent Liz Lemon combined.

Feb 25th

2 notes

3 tags